An Article Dipped in Sarcasm Part -2


Hello Readers,

I am back with the second part of the article (here is a link to first part in case you have missed). Yes, I got delayed by a week, so what even Bahubali-2 was delayed! Now, you are here – Enjoy the article and provide your suggestions in the comment.

So, when I entered the Muslim community to rule as a goon there, I was shocked to see the blooded area as if a mass murder has been done there. I got worried thinking that there is already a goon there and much deadlier than I can ever think of. I suddenly missed the diapers as the sight was so horrible that I could have wet the pants any moment. I missed being a kid when you do not have to think twice before leaking, you just do it as per the comfort.

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So, with fear in my eyes – I dared to ask an old person with big beards wearing an ankle sized pajamas, a loose kurta and a topi – the traditional attire of muslim. However, aged people are the most ignored section in our society and it also reminds me of L.K Advani but I, being a Sanskari boy, decided to give importance to an old man. I asked him – how many people got killed here and where the bodies are taken? He looked at me, angrily and said – are you out of your mind? What bodies, what murders? The flowing blood is of bakri-Id? After listening to the answer – I got a big relief.

I further asked him – don’t the intellectuals of the society and PETA stop you from celebrating bakri-id as it is against PETA laws and you waste gallons of water in cleaning the blooded street? We the Hindus are always suggested to play water-less Holi, cracker less Diwali, no kites on Makar Sankranti etc etc etc. What is the trick with you that keep all the mouth shut and allow you to enjoy your festival the way you want.

He said – is no trick actually but being part of the minority in this country is the blessing. See, what we do is – if anyone tells us to stop doing anything, we just cry that minorities are being tortured. Then, it is the human rights, so called secular leaders and intellectuals take care of everything and we always emerge as a winner. You know – Hindus actually don’t know how to fight for their rights. See, you guys are nearly 80% percent of the total country’s population and still, people are manipulating your tradition & culture in the name of secularism. You do nothing when – film-makers twist and turns your history facts and defame the famous personalities? You do nothing when some idiot put a badge of ‘Saffron Terrorism’ on you. You do nothing when in Bengal, CM itself put a ban to put the idol of Maa Durga in holy Ganga. Actually, you do nothing and that is why you get nothing.

I was now in shock realizing the reality of us, the Hindus. Out of curiosity, I asked him – what did you do to bring justice to you. He said – justice has always been with us in the name of protecting the minority. See, we can join the last ceremonies of Terrorist, like a – Afzhal guru, Yakoob Menon, Burhan Wani etc. We pelt stone at the armed forces in the valley, nearly all terrorist belong to our community, we favor Pakistan in name of Islam and we do a lot many things which you Hindus can’t even imagine. But, we remain safe. How? Because we take the name of a few good Muslims, like Abdul Kalam, Abdul Hameed, Bismillah Khan etc and get escaped in the name of a minority.

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His arguments were damn true and real. I asked him the final and most important question – ‘As ex Vice Prez – Hamid Ansari said that Muslims are insecure and afraid? What do you think of that? He laughed – You, the kiddo, don’t understand the game when people like him say such things – we get much attention than before, much perks than before and much sympathy than before and it ensure that we will not be targeted regarding anything for at-least 5-6 months. And after that, someone like Owaisi will yell something to our merits and we will be secured for next few months. The cycle will continue forever and ever. He further added – Listen, the reality is Hindus are in fear and insecure in this country. And you know what nobody gives a damn to this and don’t waste time in speaking for them.

I got scared listening to the old man powerful statements and thought – If I try to be a goon in the minority location, the intellectuals and human rights organization will not spare me for 7 births. So, I dropped my idea of becoming a goon in Muslim locality and walked off silently. That is what we Hindus do – we just walk away from reality.

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